Reader Gary has completely outdone me in the realm of rejected games:

How about “Quip - The card game of scathing British insults”?

Premise: A local ruffian has just passed you a harsh word about your lady-friend. Defend your honour and protect her delicate feminine sensibilities. It’s time to give him a verbal thrashing, it is! Chain together Verb and Noun base cards with Suffix and Prefix Modifiers, Massive Word Multipliers (i.e. scallywag, hooligan), and as many exclamation points as possible for a brutal Insult Combo. Action cards allow you to sarcastically doff your hat, or ruffle his coattails!